“More me now”
“Sucks less...”
“I can't believe you won the lottery”..... " I can't belive you wrecked the yacht”
“I'd rather staple my ---- to a burning building than rehire ___ _ ____.”
“Don't tell them more than they need to know.”“Don´t ever bet me” (bragging about his paper balls throwing skills)
“I wouldn´t do it… some one else would” (no explanation needed)
“You pussy” (whenever you wouldn´t drink something)
“Grrrrrrrrrrrrr” (applied to hot chicks passing by)
“I can´t believe how rich I am” (no explanation necessary)
“Nigga please”
“It's frustrating when you know all the answers,but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.”
“Taxation WITH Representation Isn't So Hot, Either”
“Too much of a good thing is still a good thing.”
“We have enough youth, how about a fountain of SMART?”
“Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away and you have their shoes, too”
“Working 24-7.24 hours a week 7 months a year.”
"Seven Deadly Sins? I thought it was a to-do list”
“I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it!”
“The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.”
“Work like you don't need money, Love like you've never been hurt, Dance like no one's watching.”
“Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.”“It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're goingto steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it”
“The French are so screwed. I am boycotting everything.Well....except wine, women, evian, and anything else I really, really like.”
“The trouble with being punctual is that there's nobody there to appreciate it.”
“Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.”